Humor Articles
241: Do You Watch Out For What's In?
Because my grandmother wanted to give me what was in style, she gave me what girls in her neighborhood wore. When my grandmother's eyesight started to fail, she went to Plan B. She asked me what I wanted. That's always in fashion.
242: Is Running Late Exercise?
If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think".
243: Is Nostalgia A Sugar-Coated Memory?
Last fall my husband and I took a trip back East. The tress were glowing in shades of yellow, orange and red. As a transplanted New Englander, I started to get nostalgic. Then I heard John say a four-letter word - rake.
244: Who Put Hospital In Hospitality?
Five dollars for an aspirin. Five thousand dollars for a room. The cost of hospital care is enough to make you sick.
245: Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing?
If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing".
246: Are You Listed?
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists.
247: Is It The Holidze Again?
Tis the season to be jolly - tree trimmed, presents wrapped, meal planned and carol singing. Stores have their decorations up before Halloween. Next year I should start feeling jolly the day after Labor Day.
248: Would You Bet Everyone Gambles?
On the East Coast weather is a gamble. Do you take an umbrella, wear boots or buy snow tires? Now I live on the West Coast - where weather is no sweat-er.
249: Isn't Dining Out In?
Because of hectic schedules, more people eat out; but because of the tight economy, fewer people dine out. What's the difference? About twenty dollars per person.
250: All Jack Russell's Are Feisty And Special - Even Mine!
I believe there should be a law banning first time dog owners from owning an untrained Jack Russell as a pet because they give the breed a bad name!
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