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181: Isn't Dining Out In?
Because of hectic schedules, more people eat out; but because of the tight economy, fewer people dine out. What's the difference? About twenty dollars per person.

182: All Jack Russell's Are Feisty And Special - Even Mine!
I believe there should be a law banning first time dog owners from owning an untrained Jack Russell as a pet because they give the breed a bad name!

183: Aren't There Too Many I's In Criticism?
Abraham Lincoln said we have the right to criticize if we have the heart to help. Who could criticize that?

184: Have You Burned Any Travelogs?
There are lots of places to see and lots of ways to travel, but my grandmother thought we should see America first. Then we'd see why people from other countries come here.

185: Are You Stressed By Stress?
My grandmother had a simple solution for stress. Relax, let go of whatever is bothering you - and don't pick it up again!

186: Are They Shopping Malls Or Mauls?
I'm an enclosed mall shopper. For me it's a jacket I don't have to wear and an umbrella I don't have to carry. It keeps me warm and dry - and it keeps me shopping.

187: Is Creativity Catching
Creative people are given creative license to change facts. Politicians must think they have creative license too.

188: Gift Certificates For Marriage Counseling?
Marriage counseling gets a bad rap because people are embarrassed to talk about it. Maybe a PR tweak would help. Maybe it could be called the gift that keeps on giving.

189: Is Life A Party Waiting To Happen?
I must be different. When I invite people to a party from 5pm to 7pm, I expect them to arrive at 5pm and leave at 7pm. Of course, if they don't leave at 7pm, I don't mind having help cleaning up.

190: Who Let The InfluenzaOut?
It's that time of year again. It's the time when I find myself wishing flu was the past tense of fly.


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